A kinda odd joke

Wouldn't be wierd if the votes in Iraq would have to have a re-count, ok kinda off color?

I'm Back

Since I have so many addoring fans, I am continuting this rant raging life of dudness. I am currently in Economics, why am I bored in Econ, I do not know. I am basicly done with my apps, sending them off tomarrow, Oxford is basicly done too, the UCAS is. Does anyone know anythign on Boston Club Art Deco furnishings and decrotive arts. Oh, for a good laugh you gottta see Rosanne (SP?) and Curve Your Enthousamsin, both off color (not my cup of caffine), but still awsome. Anyhow, I think I should pay attention now, keep your noses clean. Shalom, Happy New Year, and good luck.

I sent my dream away

Today was a big day for your admiring host, I sent away my University of Oxford application, or at least the first part. Now, I have UCAS forms to do, yea. I am going to post my first true book review soon. Keep watching and life will be slicker. Shalom and Good Luck.

Sorry about the delays, it was the pilots fault(but then again I am flying this plane)

Today, has been pretty annoying. I mean there are hurricans a blowing, calculators a loosing. But, I did ace my math quiz, phew. Now I wish to bring up the topic of my golf team proformince (or lack of), anyhow I am doing fine, yet , I still am always tired by the time our matches come around. I think our couch(however you spell it) sents us to the pratice range for too BLODDY long, I mean by the time we all are warmed up, we are passed warm and boiling from the damn humitdity and heat, and then when its cool it is also humid, I have to move north, I am sick of this weather. (by the way even without the shit weather, I still am bad, but I am also good). Oh, if you have seen my graphing calculator tell me and tell it to come home, please!!! Everything else is good, I mean I have to go to a football game tomarrow for my brother, not that I have no faith in him, but who wants to watch their brother get their brain cells decreased by the second, rugby is so much more civilized. Stay cool my babies, stay cool. Shalom and Good Luck....10-4 over and out.

If the world was crazy, I would be its king, until that time I am a monarch in exile

Hello and welcome to the fulfillment of your very lives (in a completely modest way),

Just doing homework, surviving, working, and apps all royal pains, it is easier to die and be lazy. Finished Slaughterhouse Five, awesome of assumes, high quality and a classic. Recommend it to all old, not young, but middle age works too. Listening to American Idiot, Green Day did well, and a complete of a flipside of their old stuff, like the political lyrics ; ). Anyhow, Bush had his speech and he has ideas, now we need BLOODY ACTION, ok, no talk, Do It (Ben Stiller voice place here). Also, a salute to the British pilots of the Battle of Britain today, Cheers to them!!! I have left the room and your lives....but not for long, shalom and good luck.

Try to keep up cause we an't returning, no reruns people

Hello my... (whatever),
I am fine, school is the same, life in the fast lane is slow since I can only go BLOODY 40 mph. I sleep through most of creative writing and still understood the lesson perfictly, that takes no skill, but it's still cool. Hmm...back to you soon, shalom and good luck.

Spaceman Spif (Calvin and Hobbs) has landed

Hey, sorry about the delays, I had a long, weekend and week so far. It has been ok here, humid, and another hurricane on the way. hmm, been playing lots of golf with mixed result (scores, that is). Not getting much sleep either. Anyhow, I am reading Slaughterhouse 5 and just finished Sadarrtha and Ferrinheight 451 (both of which I recommend). Also, I just finished the Great Gasby (awsome stuff) and Gasby is my Idol, an Art Deco, 20's Pimp, that is what he is. That all for now, sorry for the lack of wittyness or any other ness, except boringness. Keep your noses clean (some mobster thing) and see you all on the other side of the universe. Shalom and good luck.

I'm back from outer space...You get the point

OK, here is a bit of humor for you all, some thoughts I had.

First if things in our solar system were people or things on earth:

The Sun: One hot babe named Rayna Solas, who used her "gravity" and "mass" to attract men
Mercury: A mailman (Roman Mythology reference)
Venus: a gassy, yet beautiful woman
Earth: An easy going guy, who is "hospitable" to anything
Mars: A person with an anger problem ( a bit of a mythology reference)
asteroid Field: roadkill, moutain passes, or potholes
Jupiter: a fat fast food server
Saturn: a jewelry lover with lots of "rings"
Neptune: a blue swimmer or fish (mythology again)
Uranus: a person with that name should never drop the soap, let alone got to prison
Pluto: a very short, fat, and unemotional guy(cold), albino(farthest from the sun) ,with a sever little man syndrome

Part 2: If superheros were high schoolers, who would they be...

Superman: Dumb Jock
Batman: Gothic, creepy kid, who knows computers and marcial arts
Green Lantern: Ladies' Man (John Surart)
Green Lantern: Arty guy (Kyle Ryner)
Flash: Class clown (Wally West)
vigilante: Class redneck
Hawkgirl and huntress: drama queens who have anger problems
The Question: a guy who is silent, thinks there is a conspiracy to fail him out of school
Marshin Man Hunter(John J'onzz): Forein Exchange student


Stay cool my babes, stay cool, shalom and good luck

From the flotting world of the Rocket Man with his kite...

Hey y'all (it was tempting to say that), Golf was going great today on the first hole, I had a bogie and then it rained and lightninged, I was doing so well. Anyhow, school was ok, and my homework is somewhat light. I will get back to you all (not, y'all) later tonight, shalom and good luck.