I'm back from outer space...You get the point

OK, here is a bit of humor for you all, some thoughts I had.

First if things in our solar system were people or things on earth:

The Sun: One hot babe named Rayna Solas, who used her "gravity" and "mass" to attract men
Mercury: A mailman (Roman Mythology reference)
Venus: a gassy, yet beautiful woman
Earth: An easy going guy, who is "hospitable" to anything
Mars: A person with an anger problem ( a bit of a mythology reference)
asteroid Field: roadkill, moutain passes, or potholes
Jupiter: a fat fast food server
Saturn: a jewelry lover with lots of "rings"
Neptune: a blue swimmer or fish (mythology again)
Uranus: a person with that name should never drop the soap, let alone got to prison
Pluto: a very short, fat, and unemotional guy(cold), albino(farthest from the sun) ,with a sever little man syndrome

Part 2: If superheros were high schoolers, who would they be...

Superman: Dumb Jock
Batman: Gothic, creepy kid, who knows computers and marcial arts
Green Lantern: Ladies' Man (John Surart)
Green Lantern: Arty guy (Kyle Ryner)
Flash: Class clown (Wally West)
vigilante: Class redneck
Hawkgirl and huntress: drama queens who have anger problems
The Question: a guy who is silent, thinks there is a conspiracy to fail him out of school
Marshin Man Hunter(John J'onzz): Forein Exchange student


Stay cool my babes, stay cool, shalom and good luck