The Sanity of an Insane Mind

A kinda odd joke

2005-10-17T12:39:00.000-04:00

Wouldn't be wierd if the votes in Iraq would have to have a re-count, ok kinda off color?

I'm Back

2005-10-17T10:45:00.000-04:00

Since I have so many addoring fans, I am continuting this rant raging life of dudness. I am currently in Economics, why am I bored in Econ, I do not know. I am basicly done with my apps, sending them off tomarrow, Oxford is basicly done too, the UCAS is. Does anyone know anythign on Boston Club Art Deco furnishings and decrotive arts. Oh, for a good laugh you gottta see Rosanne (SP?) and Curve Your Enthousamsin, both off color (not my cup of caffine), but still awsome. Anyhow, I think I should pay attention now, keep your noses clean. Shalom, Happy New Year, and good luck.

I sent my dream away

2005-09-26T19:44:00.000-04:00

Today was a big day for your admiring host, I sent away my University of Oxford application, or at least the first part. Now, I have UCAS forms to do, yea. I am going to post my first true book review soon. Keep watching and life will be slicker. Shalom and Good Luck.

Sorry about the delays, it was the pilots fault(but then again I am flying this plane)

2005-09-22T23:01:00.000-04:00

Today, has been pretty annoying. I mean there are hurricans a blowing, calculators a loosing. But, I did ace my math quiz, phew. Now I wish to bring up the topic of my golf team proformince (or lack of), anyhow I am doing fine, yet , I still am always tired by the time our matches come around. I think our couch(however you spell it) sents us to the pratice range for too BLODDY long, I mean by the time we all are warmed up, we are passed warm and boiling from the damn humitdity and heat, and then when its cool it is also humid, I have to move north, I am sick of this weather. (by the way even without the shit weather, I still am bad, but I am also good). Oh, if you have seen my graphing calculator tell me and tell it to come home, please!!! Everything else is good, I mean I have to go to a football game tomarrow for my brother, not that I have no faith in him, but who wants to watch their brother get their brain cells decreased by the second, rugby is so much more civilized. Stay cool my babies, stay cool. Shalom and Good Luck....10-4 over and out.

If the world was crazy, I would be its king, until that time I am a monarch in exile

2005-09-15T22:35:00.000-04:00

Hello and welcome to the fulfillment of your very lives (in a completely modest way),

Just doing homework, surviving, working, and apps all royal pains, it is easier to die and be lazy. Finished Slaughterhouse Five, awesome of assumes, high quality and a classic. Recommend it to all old, not young, but middle age works too. Listening to American Idiot, Green Day did well, and a complete of a flipside of their old stuff, like the political lyrics ; ). Anyhow, Bush had his speech and he has ideas, now we need BLOODY ACTION, ok, no talk, Do It (Ben Stiller voice place here). Also, a salute to the British pilots of the Battle of Britain today, Cheers to them!!! I have left the room and your lives....but not for long, shalom and good luck.

Try to keep up cause we an't returning, no reruns people

2005-09-13T22:53:00.000-04:00

Hello my... (whatever),
I am fine, school is the same, life in the fast lane is slow since I can only go BLOODY 40 mph. I sleep through most of creative writing and still understood the lesson perfictly, that takes no skill, but it's still cool. Hmm...back to you soon, shalom and good luck.

Spaceman Spif (Calvin and Hobbs) has landed

2005-09-08T22:10:00.000-04:00

Hey, sorry about the delays, I had a long, weekend and week so far. It has been ok here, humid, and another hurricane on the way. hmm, been playing lots of golf with mixed result (scores, that is). Not getting much sleep either. Anyhow, I am reading Slaughterhouse 5 and just finished Sadarrtha and Ferrinheight 451 (both of which I recommend). Also, I just finished the Great Gasby (awsome stuff) and Gasby is my Idol, an Art Deco, 20's Pimp, that is what he is. That all for now, sorry for the lack of wittyness or any other ness, except boringness. Keep your noses clean (some mobster thing) and see you all on the other side of the universe. Shalom and good luck.

I'm back from outer space...You get the point

2005-09-01T21:28:00.000-04:00

OK, here is a bit of humor for you all, some thoughts I had.

First if things in our solar system were people or things on earth:

The Sun: One hot babe named Rayna Solas, who used her "gravity" and "mass" to attract men
Mercury: A mailman (Roman Mythology reference)
Venus: a gassy, yet beautiful woman
Earth: An easy going guy, who is "hospitable" to anything
Mars: A person with an anger problem ( a bit of a mythology reference)
asteroid Field: roadkill, moutain passes, or potholes
Jupiter: a fat fast food server
Saturn: a jewelry lover with lots of "rings"
Neptune: a blue swimmer or fish (mythology again)
Uranus: a person with that name should never drop the soap, let alone got to prison
Pluto: a very short, fat, and unemotional guy(cold), albino(farthest from the sun) ,with a sever little man syndrome

Part 2: If superheros were high schoolers, who would they be...

Superman: Dumb Jock
Batman: Gothic, creepy kid, who knows computers and marcial arts
Green Lantern: Ladies' Man (John Surart)
Green Lantern: Arty guy (Kyle Ryner)
Flash: Class clown (Wally West)
vigilante: Class redneck
Hawkgirl and huntress: drama queens who have anger problems
The Question: a guy who is silent, thinks there is a conspiracy to fail him out of school
Marshin Man Hunter(John J'onzz): Forein Exchange student

Stay cool my babes, stay cool, shalom and good luck

From the flotting world of the Rocket Man with his kite...

2005-09-01T19:29:00.000-04:00

Hey y'all (it was tempting to say that), Golf was going great today on the first hole, I had a bogie and then it rained and lightninged, I was doing so well. Anyhow, school was ok, and my homework is somewhat light. I will get back to you all (not, y'all) later tonight, shalom and good luck.

From the Hypothetical Monster who lives on your beg, when the real one lives under...

2005-08-31T22:33:00.000-04:00

Hello all, I just want to put this out there: the crazy titles will not stop, and will get better and better, I hope. Now to news. Today it was 92oF + Humitity and I had a golf tournement. First of all I am used to the heat but not for 4 hrs straght with limited water supplies...and walking, no cart or caddy, people. (Galloway you know what I mean, but mostly no one else). So I finish golf, I am as sweaty as a zebra in the Sahara and then I come home and I have dinner and than an appointment, it never ends, then I do my Creative Writing Assigment and then my math, then I am here. Now for your traffic news...it took me 20 BLOODY MINUTES to go ten miles to school today and I was late for an early morning metting and I left early, dang school zones and traffic come on this a road in a smallish town, but no it takes me that much time that I could go to school 2 towns over in that time. As for the weather it finally rained AFTER I finished golf and the hurricane still has its effects in New Orlines, I think my admisson to Tulane(my whole family bascally went there) will be even eaiser OK, take your marks and I go, shalom and good luck.

Life is nothing more than many buterflies that sometimes you can catch

2005-08-30T22:45:00.000-04:00

Wow, that one ranks up there in oddness(the title). School was the usall, after school isadifferent story. I went the Rep's office and did work, office work for an hour or so. I would like to dedicate this blog entry to the Hurricane People who need all the help they can get, so help them please, no this is not funraising just a thought for people. Anyhow, got to boost the bubble of life, chill out my babies and shalom and good luck.

-Racing Snails, Inc.

Oh, I am Beatiful-Golf Team, thing

2005-08-29T21:01:00.000-04:00

Anyhow, I am back from the Planet Homework in the Galaxy of Evil Teachers, Thanks Dan for the math help...it really helped. Since I have left you I have eaten 3 halves of a homemade choclate chip cookies, yes I know I am fat, but hey it makes me happy that the cookies don't go to waste. Oh and yea I have a new addtion, web crosswords(see previous post for what I mean), here is a link to them and they have spell check, it's perfect for me: http://www.webcrosswords.com/. Next, Caroline (my Volvo) was sick and said her engine was needing a check so I went to the shop and all it needed was a Bloody Software Update, I mean I was worring it was going to blow up or something, wow cars are alot different from when I was a boy (I just wanted to say that last bit). Oh and kiddes come back soon, shalom and good luck.

-The Count of Monte Cristo(in descise of a insane student)

If all the world's a stage then where is my Bloody OCSAR or TONY?

2005-08-29T19:00:00.000-04:00

This is one of the thougts that flashed through my head(see title) just now. Life is doing well, except for its a blisturing 102 Degress F out, man it sucks but I am sweating and feeling the burn (as in my fatness). I be back with more later tonight, cause I got tones of homework.

2005-08-28T22:00:00.000-04:00

Hello my adoring public...
I have survice the huricane and skipped many days of school...what a shame, I was truly looking forward to my my math test and all that, dang it. (say sarcasticly and it makes total sense) Anyhow, I did about 12 crossword puzzles these past days, yea but it beats crappy T.V. and bad weather. Got to run, been doing college work. Shalom, Good Luck, and keep those comments roling, I need the bust of cofidence.

Now its a Bloody HURRICANE

2005-08-25T17:44:00.000-04:00

Anyhow, its Hurricaning outside, by the way Nick its called Katerina(think about it). I have been preparing all day, shutters and all. My car is acting odd, but it has an appointment with the Doc on Monday. We are missing school though, but I still have college apps, physics, and Litaturture to do...yippy.

It's Home Worktime(sing to the theme of Cant Touch This, by M.C. Hammer)

2005-08-21T12:57:00.000-04:00

It's Homework time...du nu nu du du du...I have been working for them most part all morning on college apps, physics, english, and saving the world. Ok, Ok scratch the last one, I am doing better, but my pictures from Oxford are still in the shop, so to speak. It's finally raining here, except as usallual its bad timing since my Dad was playing golf. That's Florida for ya. Gotta Bounce, and do some more work. Tails Up and Sky Down.

Batman: The Animated Series, a treatise

2005-08-21T01:16:00.000-04:00

I know this is kind random, but what do you expect from me...So this is my treatise or part of one on Batman: The Animated Series. This show began to interest me at a very young age, 4 maybe, it is great, but now its on late on Boomerang and ergo TiVo has another task. The more and more I watch it, I see not only Bob Kane's(the creator of Batman, the comics) Legacy, but that of lititure and pulp/noir subjects on Batman. The entire show is done out in Art Deco, which all as you know I love, and I have a strong feeling that this show and my Grandfather introduced me to Art Deco and Modern architecture. Also, back to the Lititure thing it is all over the place, and the storylines are great, I mean there are some not amazing episodes, but 99% its good. It's a show not only for children, but adults as well...check it out. No this isn't a sales pitch. Shalom and Good Luck. And remember find out what I will write next, same Insane time, same Insane place.

18 August 2005

2005-08-20T20:09:00.000-04:00

Welcome to my impressions of your Earth. Everything is normal. School is boring and unstimulating (surprised), economics and physics though are new to me and I am beginning to like them. Also, this week Dr. Cordle, a best friend and life-changer(for me) died unexpectedly. Here is his obiturary as seen in the Miami Harold: http://www.miami.com/mld/miamiherald/news/obituaries/12400666.htm.
Anyhow one must move on, though his dealt still lingers with me and still hurts to think he is not still alive. Shalom and good luck.

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